Confessional #2: The 2nd poetic catalog of GSRV Music

For an explanation of “Confessionals” and the first ten confessions, click here

1. I drink 3 liters of water per day out of a pyrex measuring cup (1 liter around each meal time)
2. I Knowingly placed myself in thousands of dollars of debt
3. I’m attracted to breasts but am still unsure as to why
4. I enjoy the sound of a woman enjoying an orgasm
5. I’ve read the Tanakh, the New Testament, The Bhagavad-Gita, and the Upanishads…but am always in a constant state of re-reading them because they contain so much information
6. I’m more often attracted to women of african descent than women of european or asian descent (I’ve never met anyone from Australia or Antarctica so those continents are still up in the air)
7. I’ve only hated/considered murdering one person in my life…I don’t hate them anymore (I didn’t murder them either)
8. I could listen to James Brown’s “Funky Drummer” for hours hyperbolically, for an hour realistically
9. I don’t think people can break actual laws…people break themselves…laws just exist
10. After seeing Pirates of the Caribbean I began to walk like Johnny Depp. After reading the Autobiography of Malcolm X I began resting my temple upon my index finger.

Be Righteous,

~ G.S.R.V